Chris Magazine

Well, it's Thanksgiving again. That time of year where we eat a ton, watch a lot of football and get up at obscene hours to hit killer sales at the mall, just like our pilgrim forefathers. They came over here, victims of religous persecution and absurd prices, to find the freedom they sought to shop at will. They found it. Also they were oppressed by an authoritarian English government that insisted they watch one type of "football" instead of the game that we all treasure today. It was a great day when they, on that long fourth Thursday in November ago, all decided to hit the outlet malls early and then catch the football games on the big screen at the Indian Casinos. Thanks to those brave men and women we have the Thanksgiving we know today. God bless you folks.