Thursday, March 31, 2005
Eulogy
Who knew that when you decided to rob the Dollar Tree that things would turn out so badly for you? We'll miss you.
The way you constantly made fun of things. Especially how you take things you really shouldn't make fun of, and did it anyway. Yeah, that was always great.
You know, how you made fun of my weight all the time, despite the fact that you knew I had an eating disorder and that I have a thyroid condition. Or the way you always made fun of handicapped people, despite the fact that I have two siblings who suffer from Autism and one who is developmentally delayed.
We'll miss the way you always had the answers to problems, but only after they were solved and the way you were always willing to tell us that long after the fact.
We'll miss your chocolate chip cookies. You really could bake cookies.
The way you constantly made fun of things. Especially how you take things you really shouldn't make fun of, and did it anyway. Yeah, that was always great.
You know, how you made fun of my weight all the time, despite the fact that you knew I had an eating disorder and that I have a thyroid condition. Or the way you always made fun of handicapped people, despite the fact that I have two siblings who suffer from Autism and one who is developmentally delayed.
We'll miss the way you always had the answers to problems, but only after they were solved and the way you were always willing to tell us that long after the fact.
We'll miss your chocolate chip cookies. You really could bake cookies.
