Saturday, February 26, 2005
So it comes down to this
Apparently the fate of the civilized world is hanging in the balance. The measure by which we tip towards oblivion or slide into a sound, safe, democratic paradise is to be counted by whether or not, as a society, we choose to accept or reject the new gummy candy called "roadkill".
Roadkill are a bunch of animals (e.g. squirrels) that are squished and have tire tracks on them. I should note that they aren't real animals, merely gummy representatives of the real thing. Animal Rights activists apparently believed that they best way they could undercut their credibility, other than voting Republican, would be to set up a strong protest against fake, gummy animals. Yes, the plight of the spotted owl is tough, but what about the gummy possum? Who speaks for him?
I, for one, join them in their battle cry. We must stand up and stop this gummy atrocity. It is clear that we are merely steps away from a slippery slope that will lead us to gummy fetuses, gay marriage, communism and finally the gay marriage of same sex communist pets who perform abortions.
It must stop here. It must stop now.
Click Here to sign my petition.
Roadkill are a bunch of animals (e.g. squirrels) that are squished and have tire tracks on them. I should note that they aren't real animals, merely gummy representatives of the real thing. Animal Rights activists apparently believed that they best way they could undercut their credibility, other than voting Republican, would be to set up a strong protest against fake, gummy animals. Yes, the plight of the spotted owl is tough, but what about the gummy possum? Who speaks for him?
I, for one, join them in their battle cry. We must stand up and stop this gummy atrocity. It is clear that we are merely steps away from a slippery slope that will lead us to gummy fetuses, gay marriage, communism and finally the gay marriage of same sex communist pets who perform abortions.
It must stop here. It must stop now.
Click Here to sign my petition.
