Monday, August 09, 2004
Oh yeah!
So, my wife is out of town and you know what that means?
That's right, watching tv alone. There is nothing more exciting than the bachelor experience. Whether it be cooking for one, watching television alone or not getting a single phone call all day so I interact with no one, there's just something special about this time. Before I slip into a deep, dark depression (this to be contrasted with my usual daily shallow, boring depression) please offer your suggestions on what I can do to keep myself amused all by myself.
Also, no points for suggesting masterbation. It's a little cliched.
That's right, watching tv alone. There is nothing more exciting than the bachelor experience. Whether it be cooking for one, watching television alone or not getting a single phone call all day so I interact with no one, there's just something special about this time. Before I slip into a deep, dark depression (this to be contrasted with my usual daily shallow, boring depression) please offer your suggestions on what I can do to keep myself amused all by myself.
Also, no points for suggesting masterbation. It's a little cliched.
