Friday, July 09, 2004
Answering Your Questions
Dear Chris,
I accidentally had sex with a chicken last night and this morning there was an egg. How do I tell if it's mine?
Concerned Father
Wow. This is the first type of question like this that we've had here and it caused quite a stir. Many on the staff didn't believe it deserved an answer, others thought it did. The others won.
Dear Concerned,
We asked around and got two suggestions as to how to best take care of your problem. Your first option is the incubate the egg until it comes to fruition and see if it looks like you. The other option is the make an omelet. This probably won't tell you whether you are the father, but frankly we figured you were sick enough to f**k a chicken so what the hell...? Either way, best of luck.
I accidentally had sex with a chicken last night and this morning there was an egg. How do I tell if it's mine?
Concerned Father
Wow. This is the first type of question like this that we've had here and it caused quite a stir. Many on the staff didn't believe it deserved an answer, others thought it did. The others won.
Dear Concerned,
We asked around and got two suggestions as to how to best take care of your problem. Your first option is the incubate the egg until it comes to fruition and see if it looks like you. The other option is the make an omelet. This probably won't tell you whether you are the father, but frankly we figured you were sick enough to f**k a chicken so what the hell...? Either way, best of luck.
