Monday, May 03, 2004
Mentor Profiles
(* Please note that since none of the contestants responded to the request for biographical information, the editors of Chris Magazine have decided to create dramatic profiles for them.)
Tiffany- This young thirty-something, uses her whip-smart intelligence, girlish charms and above average dexterity to put herself in a position of power in any situation. She likes wearing skirts and shoes, often at the same time. She works and hates people, but loves getting drunk in an attempt to dull the pain that life has seen fit to bequeath her.
Kyle- Kyle is a registered sex offender. He's never actually molested any children, but thought the posters were a good way for his neighbors to get to know him. He's somewhat metro-sexual and owns over 120 different hair care products. Kyle loves his job as a customer service representative for an adult entertainment establishment and has the emotional depth of corpse.
Brian- Brian doesn't like being a part of the competition and has thus far refused all attempts to involve him. Brian is 30ish and is slowly dying as the result of a job that eats at his soul like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet. Brian likes soccer and his dog, his wife takes a close 6th.
Tiffany- This young thirty-something, uses her whip-smart intelligence, girlish charms and above average dexterity to put herself in a position of power in any situation. She likes wearing skirts and shoes, often at the same time. She works and hates people, but loves getting drunk in an attempt to dull the pain that life has seen fit to bequeath her.
Kyle- Kyle is a registered sex offender. He's never actually molested any children, but thought the posters were a good way for his neighbors to get to know him. He's somewhat metro-sexual and owns over 120 different hair care products. Kyle loves his job as a customer service representative for an adult entertainment establishment and has the emotional depth of corpse.
Brian- Brian doesn't like being a part of the competition and has thus far refused all attempts to involve him. Brian is 30ish and is slowly dying as the result of a job that eats at his soul like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet. Brian likes soccer and his dog, his wife takes a close 6th.
