Saturday, May 22, 2004
Apology
Chris Magazine would like to apologize for a dearth of posts in recent days on anything of substance. We're afraid that mom is in town and she's been passive/agressiving us into the ground, robbing us of our usually cynicism and comical insights.
Today I mentioned hitting my baby as a means of getting her in line. She said that it'd be wrong to hit her. I noted that she used to take a wooden spoon to my butt. She pointed out that was only done because I was ugly and stupid and my baby is smart and pretty.
Touche.
Today I mentioned hitting my baby as a means of getting her in line. She said that it'd be wrong to hit her. I noted that she used to take a wooden spoon to my butt. She pointed out that was only done because I was ugly and stupid and my baby is smart and pretty.
Touche.
