Chris Magazine

Dear Chris Magazine,
I'm thinking about checking out some pornography and I was wondering what the magazine's take was on the issue? I'm worried that if I look at it I'll turn into some sort of a crazed rapist and what about my soul? Also, if you think it's ok, do you have any recommendations?
Curious But Frightened
Topeka, Kansas

Dear Curious,
Your question set off a furious battle here in the Chris Magazine offices. There was a great debate over whether pornography was simply a good sexual aide or was demeaning or degrading to women. The answer we finally came up with was both and so we say go for it. As far as recommendations go, we're huge fans of the pregnant teen virgins. Always so hot and yet oxymoronic. Enjoy.