Sunday, April 25, 2004
Thoughts on Lemonade
When life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone. The truth is that a single lemon isn't going to make a whole heck of a lot of lemonade. On top of that, unless life also throws some sugar, ice, a juicer and glass your way it won't even taste all that good. The other nice thing about throwing the lemon at someone is the satisfying sense of catharsis that accompanies it. If life does throw you a whole lot of lemons, say enough to make lemonade... you are probably better off seeking an anti-depressant than a sour drink...unless life also chucks some vodka your way.
