Chris Magazine

We've reached Sunday and already readership has dwindled to a trickle. We'd like to remind you to read everyday, or more specifically, read us everyday. Also, if there's anything you'd like to see on the site, feel free to email. If you have something you'd like to contribute, whether it be about Chris or just something on your mind, feel free to email that too. Don't be surprised to find a bastardized version showing up on this very page with someone else taking credit for your work... and when you do, feel some satisfaction in a job well done.

So, go hit the streets, tell your friends and let's make this site popular and famous if for no other reason than indulging Chris, who really could use the lift. Seriously. He's in a bad way. Not to rip off National Lampoon, but I'm pretty sure if more people don't start reading Chris Magazine he might well shoot his dog... maybe even himself.... it might be a murder-suicide....though the way things are going for Chris these days it's entirely likely he'd get it backwards shooting himself first leaving a very confused dog holding a gun. Of course the cops show up, find the dog with a gun, his owner dead on the floor with a gunshot wound and draw the only conclusion one could think of... the dog did it. So then he gets taken to the vet and euthanized for being a menace and everything works out as far as the murder-suicide goes, but only the long way around.... but still... please.... read it.... tell people about it.... before something awful happens....