Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Internet IQ Test Declares Chris Gifted...Friends Stunned
Early Wednesday morning Chris woke to find a teaser on AOL about taking an IQ test. Being easily led by colorful links on his computer and intrigued by the idea, Chris clicked and made his way to the test. After seven full minutes of struggling with the questions the results returned a score of 152 and a rating of "Gifted."
"I was shocked," said a shocked Chris. "I had always thought I was a genius."
Chris's friends were stunned.
"I'm surprised he was bright enough to click on the right link," exclaimed one anonymous friend.
Chris's father had a similar perspective, "Gifted?" Special is more like it. I always thought he could have been in those Olympics."
His wife, who was busy working while Chris was taking the test had this to say, "Yes, Chris told me all about his being gifted. That certainly explains his state of employment. It's so hard for the gifted to find jobs these days."
Chris has printed out the results and bought a frame at the Dollar Tree. His plans are to hang it in the living room, next to the television.
"That way," he adds, "when there's nothing good on TV, we can talk about my IQ test." Some unconfirmed sources claim that Chris has already added the test scores to his resume, but there's been no independent verification of this.
"I was shocked," said a shocked Chris. "I had always thought I was a genius."
Chris's friends were stunned.
"I'm surprised he was bright enough to click on the right link," exclaimed one anonymous friend.
Chris's father had a similar perspective, "Gifted?" Special is more like it. I always thought he could have been in those Olympics."
His wife, who was busy working while Chris was taking the test had this to say, "Yes, Chris told me all about his being gifted. That certainly explains his state of employment. It's so hard for the gifted to find jobs these days."
Chris has printed out the results and bought a frame at the Dollar Tree. His plans are to hang it in the living room, next to the television.
"That way," he adds, "when there's nothing good on TV, we can talk about my IQ test." Some unconfirmed sources claim that Chris has already added the test scores to his resume, but there's been no independent verification of this.
