Chris Magazine

I'm a failure...so I'm doing what every failure does in the 21st century... retreating to the internet. Ahh yes, the internet. So warm...so comforting....it's like a blanket, but it is intangible and you can't wrap it around you or put it on the ground for a picnic. On the other hand, a tangible blanket doesn't offer much in the way of porn. I'm not quite sure what I'm doing yet with this site, but enough people asked me if I had a blog that I figured I better get one before I get left too far behind another trend. (I'm still debating the purchase of a Members Only jacket and whether or not I really need to see Lord of the Rings.) So, check in, tell your friends. Good morning.